Gynecology Oncology: A Venting

I've had my fill of these smelly-vagina, blood-spatter-on-my-scrubs, 4:45-AM-wake-up-to-three-alarms, stand-in-one-spot-for-five-hours-without-a-piss, yessir-nosir-thankyousir-mayikissyourbuttsir, stickin-my-fingers-in-deep-dark-dank-unmentionable-places-to-say-i-felt-ovaries-i-didn't-feel kind of days.